Funny jokes about Bingo.
Much enjoyment and hilarity are had in and around both land based bingo halls and online bingo chat rooms and we have heard some great jokes over the years, below you will find the pick of some of the best bingo jokes as well as the best Bingo Memes on the web. Prepare yourself.
The Blond Bingo Game: It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde Bingo Hall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night. The last game was up for grabs, with a huge bingo prize of $3500.00 in the pot. The game went on till very late, and nearly every blonde in the house had to be on for the big blackout. Finally, G-47 was called, but still no shouts of “Bingo!” were heard. The frustrated caller finally gets up and throws the Bingo Machine off the stage. All the girls were shocked and the caller says: “I’ve just called every darn one of these 75 balls out of this machine and nobody has a Bingo? Just what number are you ladies waiting for?” All together, the 412 blond ladies shouted: “FREE SPACE!”
Q & A Bingo Jokes
- Q: What do vampires play Bingo with?
- A: Stake money!
- Q: What do rodents say when they play bingo?
- A: ‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
- Q: What do you call a lady addicted to gambling at bingo?
- A: Betty!
Funny Bingo Memes
- Bingo Grumpy Cut “You’ll be Sorry”
- I Don’t Always Cheat
- Bingo Tax – In the 2014 Conservative Party budget ran an political advert stating they would cut the bingo and beer tax to reward hard working people – a good thing. However many looked at this as presenting the Conservatives as out of touch and saying that all hardworking people like beer and bingo. The internet reacted and made several diffent meems mocking the “upper class” nature of the poster.
- Bingo Meme “I Ride”
- “Is that a bra size or a bingo call?”
- “It’s a bingo”
- Bingo Memes “My Wife”
- “That would be Greeeeattt”
- “That Momment When”
- “You Nailed It”
- “Bingo Bad Luck Brian”
- “Grumpy Bingo Cat is Grumpy”