Bingo Jokes

Funny jokes about Bingo.

The Blond Bingo Game: It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde Bingo Hall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night. The last game was up for grabs, with a huge bingo prize of $3500.00 in the pot. The game went on till very late, and nearly every blonde in the house had to be on for the big blackout. Finally, G-47 was called, but still no shouts of “Bingo!” were heard. The frustrated caller finally gets up and throws the Bingo Machine off the stage. All the girls were shocked and the caller says: “I’ve just called every darn one of these 75 balls out of this machine and nobody has a Bingo? Just what number are you ladies waiting for?” All together, the 412 blond ladies shouted: “FREE SPACE!”

Q & A Bingo Jokes

Q: What do vampires play Bingo with?

A: Stake money!

Q: What do rodents say when they play bingo?

A: ‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!

Q: What do you call a lady addicted to gambling at bingo?

A: Betty!